...

We should all be given an audio as well as hard copy of all the
inns and outs. And possibly a loudspeaker system that gently
reminds us (me) of the essentials on every even date's full hours
would prove useful.
Or simply a return to the blackboard on which I could write:
"I repent. And I must read all of the handbook,
as this information is probably found inside of it..."